I had a brilliant idea. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/04/2017 at 20:33 • Filed to: None

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I ask a coworker if they want to see a magic trick. Obviously they respond positively, because everyone loves magic. I ask them to pick a card (any card), then memorize it and put it back in the deck.

I then take a card at random and ask if that’s their card. When they say “no,” I respond “go fuck yourself” and walk off.

Ten minutes later I come back and ask if they want to see a magic trick.

Again they respond positively, because everyone loves magic.

I ask them to pick a card (any card), then memorize it and put it back into the deck.

This time I do a real magic trick and pick their actual card.

When they say that it is their card, I respond “you’re just trying to placate me. You know what? Go fuck yourself.” And walk off again.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/04/2017 at 20:34

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If I somehow pick their card the first time, I shank them with a paper clip straightened and taped to a ruler.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/04/2017 at 20:36

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Charming

sony1492 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/04/2017 at 20:38

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This is my kind of humor

Honeybunchesofgoats > sony1492 08/04/2017 at 20:39

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

sony1492 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/04/2017 at 20:56

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I’m not a mean person but in some peoples eyes I’m not a nice person either.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/04/2017 at 21:41

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You must be a hit at kids’ parties